thewaywardqueen:

heavenlywarm:

radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

No no no no, just no. OMG enough with the stereotypes, I’m 100% lesbian with a damn long hair. Stop it.

Did you even read it till the end?

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that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

image

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daydreamergab:

blithelyblonde:

Always reblog.

they sure as hell do 
daydreamergab:

blithelyblonde:

Always reblog.

they sure as hell do 
daydreamergab:

blithelyblonde:

Always reblog.

they sure as hell do 
daydreamergab:

blithelyblonde:

Always reblog.

they sure as hell do 
daydreamergab:

blithelyblonde:

Always reblog.

they sure as hell do 

reginasmom:

imagine how much more fun life would be if every single human was openly bisexual

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jobhaver:

some nerd: communism will never work because human nature

me: image

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